Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Alien Invasion

They came in. They invaded our home and our lives. 



It's rumored that they can hold their breath for up to 14 hours
They have morphed to become resistant to posion.
They live exclusively on human hosts.

I bagged up all our pillows, blankets and stuffed animals. 
I washed every sheet and blanket in the house.
And yet still they lurk in the shadows, ready to re-invade at a moment's notice.

Lice. 
They're little alien invaders that live off the blood of human hosts.
Wish me luck. If they're not gone in a week we may have to call for backup.



2 comments:

Two Cent Sparrow said...

Oh no!!! I dread the day it happens to us. Thankfully, with two boys, I'll just shave their head!

xoxo said...

That sucks!! I would have liked a photo of the kids freaking out ;) he he... hang in there!